I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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