There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
last night I used snow as a chaser
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