This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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