I hope mine doesn't look like that
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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