All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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