yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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