Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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