don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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