Your tits are I can't wait for
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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