doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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