Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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