I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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