Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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