Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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