And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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