I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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