So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
