So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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