I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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