she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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