Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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