last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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