Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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