The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I can text with my tongue
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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