I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I love you.
Bad choice
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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