whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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