Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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