If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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