I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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