My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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