i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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