Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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