tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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