worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
