It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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