omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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