just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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