i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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