You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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