She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm both gender and math confused
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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