scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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