I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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