I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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