i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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