"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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