the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
third nipple confirmed
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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