Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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