Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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