I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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