I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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