I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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