I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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