So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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