he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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