I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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