Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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