Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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